The Right Hands

INT. AIRFORCE ONE

PRESIDENT
Okay, give the short version.
Short and sweet..

ADVISOR
They got very drunk and started
betting heavy.

PRESIDENT
Where are we going and how the
hell did it get this far?

ADVISOR
We're headed to Oklahoma to see
the Chief and do some damage
control. The Senators got very
angry and they continued to gamble
and thought that if they stayed in
their luck would change.

INT. CASINO

ADVISOR
Mr. President may I introduce
Chief Whitekiller.

PRESIDENT
Chief nice to meet you. Nice
casino you have here. It is very
unfortnate about the events that
have taken place. Is there anyway
we work this out?

CHIEF WHITEKILLER
Yes the Senators were very
foolish. We may remedey the
problem but we have some
conditions.

PRESIDENT
Conditions? Tell us what we need
to do. We can not let this leak
out.

CHIEF WHITEKILLER
We will return Colorado, Utah,
Montana but you will build a
university and provide free
healthcare for all native American
Indians in each state. But we want
one trillion dollars for Nevada…

The President covers his face with his hands.

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